Archives for June, 2010

HAWPcast: Mary Sue

Hey, another HAWPcast. Our situation has changed — I’m in Texas, Ash is still in Arizona — but our own meandering, rarely interesting brand of conversation has not.

You can listen to it here. In it, we talk about the Actual Movie that Ash is going to be in, the awesomeness of Toy Story 3, and, at the very end, and for the last time in a very long while (ideally, ever), we talk about the most recent episodes of Doctor Who.

MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR TOY STORY 3

Wanna see Donna one mo’ time?

Hey all, Donna is now password protected because Gerry is trying to submit it to different festivals and the like. If you want to see it again, you can shoot him an email and he’ll give ya the password. Thanks to everyone who watched it!

ASH IS GOING TO BE IN A REAL MOVIE HOLY BALLS

Good news everyone! I’ve been cast in a feature-length film called Must Come Down directed by Kenny Riches. Cool stuff about this project:

a.) I’m one of the main characters (:O)

b.) It’s a real good script (:O :O)

c.) It’s produced by Patrick Fugit (Almost Famous, Saved! :O :O :O)

Watch the video below and then hit the jump for more details!

If you donated/plan to donate, please let me know what name you donated under!

(I apologize that I am awkward when I’m not talking about dicks and pussies)

Beej from kenny riches on Vimeo.

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Marriage n’ Shit

Ashley Davis and I were married last week. This post will highlight my favorite moments of the ceremony, just in case you couldn’t make it but for some reason are desperate to know what happened.

You can also check out SenorDoucheoisie’s Destructoid post for video of the actual ceremony, as well as an adorable/awesome WarioWare microgame he made to commemorate the event. In honesty, his post is more comprehensive and detailed than this one will be, so you might just wanna read that one.

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Things I plan on doing, #292:

Kicking open the door to the bathroom while Ashley Davis is on the toilet with this song queued up to 00:25 and blaring at full blast behind me, before shouting “IT’S TIME TO FIND ADVENTURE” and continuing to stare at her, silent and frozen in adventurous pose, until she finishes her business.

This Sims 2 HAWP machinima is awesome

I honestly dunno how chazzhay managed to make this so quickly — doesn’t it take, like, a lot of work to get two Sims to love each other enough to get married?

Either way, check it out. It’s pretty kickass.

Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: The Sims

I’m really happy with this week’s episode.

This is the first of many episodes  shot and edited by Justin Yngelmo (Vamp from the MGS4 finale), who is taking over much of production while I’m at Gearbox working on Hot New Gamez™.

The awesomeness (if indeed you feel it awesome) of the ending is thanks entirely to him. I would have never thought to cut the scene like that — partially because I’ve become such a creature of habit that I don’t try anything new, and partially because I’m too lazy to look for music unless I absolutely have to — but, to me, it really works. Davis’ incredible cackling doesn’t hurt, either.

HAWPcast: Goddammit Yorda

Sorry it took so long. We were busy filmin’.

This week’s episode, surprisingly enough, is full of talk about videogames. No, seriously — around 75% of the discussion is about videogames, and about 20% is about how mystery-driven shows like LOST and Battlestar Galactica are manipulative bullshit at times.