ASH IS GOING TO BE IN A REAL MOVIE HOLY BALLS

Good news everyone! I’ve been cast in a feature-length film called Must Come Down directed by Kenny Riches. Cool stuff about this project:

a.) I’m one of the main characters (:O)

b.) It’s a real good script (:O :O)

c.) It’s produced by Patrick Fugit (Almost Famous, Saved! :O :O :O)

Watch the video below and then hit the jump for more details!

If you donated/plan to donate, please let me know what name you donated under!

(I apologize that I am awkward when I’m not talking about dicks and pussies)

Beej from kenny riches on Vimeo.

The video refers to the donation feature on our Must Come Down Kickstarter page. If you click on that link, you can see more videos (Like this one where I beat up Patrick Fugit), learn more about the film, and donate some sweet moola. $10,000 might seem like a large number, but if 1,000 people each gave 10 bucks we’d already be there. If the incentives on the Kickstarer page don’t appeal to you, I’ve made a list of my own:

$10 and up – I’ll take a picture of myself holding a paper with a special message just for you

$25 and up – I’ll take a picture of my dad holding a paper with a special message just for you, I will send you a candy bar signed by dad.

$50 and up – Dad and I will take a picture together with a special message just for you. I will make dad wear a funny hat. You can also have something from Anthony’s room that he left after he moved to Texas.

Anything more than that and you can get a combo of pictures, and also I would be willing to part with my “would you kindry” hat and/or my Professor Layton hat. That’s how serious I am about this movie.

If you plan on donating to this project, you’re fucking awesome, and if not, thanks at least for watching!

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122 Responses to “ASH IS GOING TO BE IN A REAL MOVIE HOLY BALLS”

  1. K says:

    Getting a job soon. Its somewhat sad the first thing I’m spending my money on is donating towards this but dammit you guys are my heroes.

  2. I’ll try to donate 10, hopefully 20 dollars soon. I’ll donate it under my name or the name “kicksterflixter”.

  3. nukethewhales says:

    Wait so the male main character in this film is also named Ashley? Are you trying to give us a brain embolism (brainbolism)?

  4. Oliver says:

    Oh hell yeah, I so want a picture with you and your dad in a hat! That’s worth $50 alone!

  5. traci says:

    How do you know if we did it? I suppose you can see the donators page, but I really want a picture of your dad, and don’t care about a sticker…

  6. Josh says:

    Awesome! Just donated. :)

  7. Chris RS says:

    Donated under Chris R Smith. Impulse donations FTW!

  8. adam820 says:

    Donated under the same name… pushed the bar up a *bit* higher. Almost within your reach now.

    If this is what you’re after, I hope this key opens the right doors. Good Luck!

  9. Vollker says:

    Lol, when I read the first half of the incentives I thought it was going to say nudes

  10. Josh says:

    Oops, forgot to give the name; Josh Waldroup.

  11. Meg says:

    Donated 25 bucks, love you guys =3
    donated under the name Meg Berry

  12. Andrew says:

    Just donated under the name Andrew Guerr.
    Good luck!

  13. John Darc says:

    Wait, so the film was cast and promoted…before funding was acquired? Is Fugit just going to eat the costs if he doesn’t raise enough money?

  14. Deemah says:

    I love you guys and can not wait to get my copy of the DVD. You are one of my favorite internet celebrities mainly because you guys actually respond to your fans whether through an email or through listener question on HAWP. I can not wait for this movie.

  15. Viriathus says:

    Hiya!

    Donated under Pedro Borges. If all else fails, you can market the movie as an internationally-backed indie.

  16. Huxlhey says:

    Booya!

    Just pledged. Look for:

    Huxlhey Villa

  17. Joel Susaya says:

    Hello! I finally pledged at the last minute like I had planned! It ought to be under Joel Susaya. Good luck!

  18. Charo says:

    I’m ridiculously excited about this!

    My pledge should be under the name Charo Sofia.

  19. I just donated $75 under the name Eoin Livingston so what do I get?

  20. Sympodius says:

    Pledged $100 dollars under the name, “Sympodius.”

  21. Hugh O'Connor says:

    Hey Ash,

    Just pledged $25. Best of luck with the movie. Can’t wait to see it.

  22. Joey Cooper says:

    I was on the sign up page even before you said your post.
    …yeah, I don’t know how that happened either.

  23. Franklin Cota says:

    Donated 10 dollars, huzzahs for continuing the indie rockety.

  24. Zac Donelson says:

    Cuttin’ it close. Just pledged 100 dollars. Can’t wait to see the film.

    Donated under the name Zachary Ryan Donelson

  25. King Poopsmith says:

    Pledged $25. Would have pledged more, but I’m moving early next month. Would have donated earlier, but the full story would require a bardish tune. Otherwise, it would be just another TL;DR rant about the pains of maturity and a restaurant called Senor Weiner.

    Pledged under the name King Poopsmith. If you require my real person name (king poopsmith is good enough for XBOX live, it should be good enough for payment systems), it’s spelled out in the non-published email and will lead one to Facebook and shit.

  26. Nice article thanks for the information.

  27. maria says:

    Hey i would like 2 give some $ 4 this movie but i have lots of bills 2 pay but hope n prey that u get the $ u need.By the way my daughter loves u she thinks u r so cool. She’s a game freak just like u. If u have time i would love if u called her just 2 say what’s up she’s only 9 years old thank u

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