Good news everyone! I’ve been cast in a feature-length film called Must Come Down directed by Kenny Riches. Cool stuff about this project:
a.) I’m one of the main characters (:O)
b.) It’s a real good script (:O :O)
c.) It’s produced by Patrick Fugit (Almost Famous, Saved! :O :O :O)
Watch the video below and then hit the jump for more details!
If you donated/plan to donate, please let me know what name you donated under!
(I apologize that I am awkward when I’m not talking about dicks and pussies)
Beej from kenny riches on Vimeo.
The video refers to the donation feature on our Must Come Down Kickstarter page. If you click on that link, you can see more videos (Like this one where I beat up Patrick Fugit), learn more about the film, and donate some sweet moola. $10,000 might seem like a large number, but if 1,000 people each gave 10 bucks we’d already be there. If the incentives on the Kickstarer page don’t appeal to you, I’ve made a list of my own:
$10 and up – I’ll take a picture of myself holding a paper with a special message just for you
$25 and up – I’ll take a picture of my dad holding a paper with a special message just for you, I will send you a candy bar signed by dad.
$50 and up – Dad and I will take a picture together with a special message just for you. I will make dad wear a funny hat. You can also have something from Anthony’s room that he left after he moved to Texas.
Anything more than that and you can get a combo of pictures, and also I would be willing to part with my “would you kindry” hat and/or my Professor Layton hat. That’s how serious I am about this movie.
If you plan on donating to this project, you’re fucking awesome, and if not, thanks at least for watching!




Getting a job soon. Its somewhat sad the first thing I’m spending my money on is donating towards this but dammit you guys are my heroes.
I’ll try to donate 10, hopefully 20 dollars soon. I’ll donate it under my name or the name “kicksterflixter”.
Wait so the male main character in this film is also named Ashley? Are you trying to give us a brain embolism (brainbolism)?
Oh hell yeah, I so want a picture with you and your dad in a hat! That’s worth $50 alone!
How do you know if we did it? I suppose you can see the donators page, but I really want a picture of your dad, and don’t care about a sticker…
Awesome! Just donated.
Donated under Chris R Smith. Impulse donations FTW!
Donated under the same name… pushed the bar up a *bit* higher. Almost within your reach now.
If this is what you’re after, I hope this key opens the right doors. Good Luck!
Lol, when I read the first half of the incentives I thought it was going to say nudes
Oops, forgot to give the name; Josh Waldroup.
Donated 25 bucks, love you guys =3
donated under the name Meg Berry
Just donated under the name Andrew Guerr.
Good luck!
Wait, so the film was cast and promoted…before funding was acquired? Is Fugit just going to eat the costs if he doesn’t raise enough money?
I love you guys and can not wait to get my copy of the DVD. You are one of my favorite internet celebrities mainly because you guys actually respond to your fans whether through an email or through listener question on HAWP. I can not wait for this movie.
Hiya!
Donated under Pedro Borges. If all else fails, you can market the movie as an internationally-backed indie.
Booya!
Just pledged. Look for:
Huxlhey Villa
Hello! I finally pledged at the last minute like I had planned! It ought to be under Joel Susaya. Good luck!
I’m ridiculously excited about this!
My pledge should be under the name Charo Sofia.
I just donated $75 under the name Eoin Livingston so what do I get?
Pledged $100 dollars under the name, “Sympodius.”
Hey Ash,
Just pledged $25. Best of luck with the movie. Can’t wait to see it.
I was on the sign up page even before you said your post.
…yeah, I don’t know how that happened either.
Donated 10 dollars, huzzahs for continuing the indie rockety.
Donated under the name franklin.cota, crap.
Cuttin’ it close. Just pledged 100 dollars. Can’t wait to see the film.
Donated under the name Zachary Ryan Donelson
Pledged $25. Would have pledged more, but I’m moving early next month. Would have donated earlier, but the full story would require a bardish tune. Otherwise, it would be just another TL;DR rant about the pains of maturity and a restaurant called Senor Weiner.
Pledged under the name King Poopsmith. If you require my real person name (king poopsmith is good enough for XBOX live, it should be good enough for payment systems), it’s spelled out in the non-published email and will lead one to Facebook and shit.
Nice article thanks for the information.
Hey i would like 2 give some $ 4 this movie but i have lots of bills 2 pay but hope n prey that u get the $ u need.By the way my daughter loves u she thinks u r so cool. She’s a game freak just like u. If u have time i would love if u called her just 2 say what’s up she’s only 9 years old thank u