Time for another round of new gaming definitions!

My favorite part of this week’s episode is Ash’s headphones. I have no idea, but seeing those huge goddamn things attached to Ash’s minuscule head is funnier than any joke I actually wrote.

Additionally, I get the sneaking suspicion I may have borrowed some or all of these New Gamer Dictionary terms from our fans, but I cannot for the life of me remember who. If you came up with one of the terms in the episode and weren’t credited, please lemme know below so we can get that fixed for the season three DVD.

In this week’s episode we discuss (read: bitch about) the medium of television and answer an assload of listener questions. And also Anthony answers a trick question and it’s bull. And Ash doesn’t like New Vegas that much.

Also, though there aren’t any huge-ass oh-my-god-you-spoiled-a-twist-or-big-moment spoilers for Torchwood: Miracle Day, I detail the first three episodes fairly explicitly.

Half-Life 2 Episode 2, on the other hand, we SPOIL the crap out of.

This week’s episode includes SPOILERS FOR: Half-Life 2 (including the episodes), Fable 2, and Serenity.

We also talk a lot about Singularity Collapse, the fan film Justin helped make.

Ash and Anthony learn to cook with Mom!

This week’s episode is about our mom.

And Satanism.

Fun Fact That’s Only Fun To Justin And Me™: The video I’m watching before it switches to footage of my mom is McBain Saves Christmas, a short we made back in high school.

Fact That Isn’t Fun But Could Be Useful At Some Point™: From the above screenshot, I appear to be taller than average when placed next to Ash. This is only because Ash is roughly one foot tall, and I am actually of average, or slightly-below-average height. Should we meet in person, do not be alarmed if I am shorter than you expected. That feeling will pass.

Fact That Is Neither Fun Nor Useful™: I have been putting off a bathroom break to write this post.

Saints Row The Third, oh my god.

Spoilers for: Doctor Who (seasons 3, 4, 5, 6), A History of Violence, 28 Weeks Later and 28 Days Later, and probably other stuff.

In which GameTrailers regrets hiring us.

With Super Amazo Special Guests. Two of them.

It’s about booth babes.