Long story short: we wanna make a HAWP episode full of fanart. The HAWP episode will basically be a recitation of a Maya Angelou-esque poem about Bullet Bill.
We’d like y’all to make drawings that fit with the poem, that will be displayed onscreen during the recitation. You can post links to those drawings below, in the comments (along with how you’d like to be credited should your piece get chosen). In a month from now (May 25th), I or Justin will edit the episode and put in my/our favorite pieces.
You can read the poem after the jump.
Encased in this womb of metal
I lie and eagerly wait
To do that for which I was created;
To seal that fat man’s fate.
My anger boils within me
As the tubby one draws near
Teeth grit in anticipation
His quest for stars ends here.
A “woo hoo!” marks his closeness
A “ya ha!” means it’s time
To free Great Bowser’s kingdom
Of this obese plumber slime
My slanted eyes do sharpen
As the fuse loses its length
And with one grand explosion
I let loose all my strength!
Life slows in that one instant
And I know why I exist
To kill him was my purpose
It is too bad I missed.
It took me time to notice
That the fat one did not die
And though tears swam within me
My angry eye refused to cry.
I tried to turn around
To go make the smug one pay
To rip apart his feeble form
And assuage my fierce dismay
But the truth was soon clear
Though I denied it with all my force:
I was worthless and pathetic
Even Goombas can change course.
And so, dear friends, I ask you
As I sail aimlessly through the sky
That if ever you see Mario
That you please cum in his eye.
Oh my, it’s so sad (and soo long) ;_;
To tell the truth I was aversed to Bullet Bill but now I feel sorry for always hating him this much…
[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/robendean/Untitled.jpg[/IMG]
If that doesn’t work then:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/robendean/Untitled.jpg
Credit me as: Rob “Tremulant” Endean if I win, which I wont becuase my picture is awful.
Here’s something I knocked up in 5 minutes :3
http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx269/ggalaxyman/hawpfanart.jpg?t=1272314546
If you end up using it (god knows why you would) call me Stevie Grant.
i whiped you somthing up
http://dr–bal.deviantart.com/art/bullet-bill-for-hawp-162073681
Something cute.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/penjandkimp/IMG-6.jpg
Please credit me as Robyn Seto if chosen.
Yo: http://zombeh42.deviantart.com/art/Bullet-bill-is-angry-162104003
I did it with the line “My anger boils within me” in mind.
If you decide to use it credit me as Josh Hale.
Poem made me laff faec. Here ya go:
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9963/ifyoucandodgeabullet.jpg
About the dodging bit. If I somehow make it in, credit me as “J.B. Lanchester (Manic Maverick)”
“Encased in this womb of metal
I lie and eagerly wait”…
http://adammgarcia.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/bill_image.jpg
Should I draw more???
Adam:
Yes.
“And I know why I exist
To kill him was my purpose…”
http://adammgarcia.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/bill2.jpg
http://imaginarythomas.com/_dump/bobombs.jpg
“To free Great Bowser’s kingdom”
Credit as Imaginary Thomas (http://imaginarythomas.com/)
Also congrats on your engagement!
Hey guys,
heres my shot:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mexer/4568413245/
Max Fiedler aka Mexer,
pigsell.com
best wishes from germany,
Max
Hey guys,
Digging HAWP, so I figured I’d try to help out. Hope you like it.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1txdqMzHt1qa2mzto1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1272952028&Signature=3sZowYidA9Q2Co%2FbSESKIAnNi44%3D
Here’s mine:
http://www.onionkind.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Ash.jpg
Ashly’s Grrrr face.
Samuel Spahn
FFFFFFFF, I almost missed out on this. I hate not having the internet.
http://i40.tinypic.com/nflnop.png
http://i39.tinypic.com/90zpxd.png
http://i39.tinypic.com/xmsnjm.png
I figured that if /somebody/ had to draw the “cum in eye” part, it might as well have been me. That’s Birdo, if it isn’t obvious.
Eris “PKF” Cousins
The first image popped into my head while reading the end of the poem.
Inspired by: “I was worthless and pathetic”
http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad78/RicBlaine/Worthless.jpg
Second submission is mostly a joke, but if you need extra submissions…
Inspired by: “Teeth grit in anticipation”
http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad78/RicBlaine/Anticipation.jpg
If either picture is included, I’d prefer to be credited as Justin Joseph.
Good luck editing.
Hopefully I’m not too late for this.
“And though tears swam within me”
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i272/TheHoveringHooligan/sad-bill.png
If you choose it would like to be credited as Christine Garrick.