A while ago, I detailed my intention to do a particular thing to Ashley Davis, at a particular time, to a particular song.

Thanks to this late wedding present by Manic Maverick, I no longer need to.

(I think the way he drew my mouth really sells it.)

I’m going to be editing the Bullet Bill HAWP in a few days, and I’d love to have more art (as it stands I’ll probably have to cut the poem down). Much of the art you guys did when I asked for it before was really awesome; I kinda just want, you know. More. Cause it was awesome.

So, just as a reminder: please do feel free to post fan images of Bullet Bill that might go well with a Maya Angelou-esque poem about him.

Long story short: we wanna make a HAWP episode full of fanart. The HAWP episode will basically be a recitation of a Maya Angelou-esque poem about Bullet Bill.

We’d like y’all to make drawings that fit with the poem, that will be displayed onscreen during the recitation.  You can post links to those drawings below, in the comments (along with how you’d like to be credited should your piece get chosen). In a month from now (May 25th), I or Justin will edit the episode and put in my/our favorite pieces.

You can read the poem after the jump.

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In one of the very first episodes of the HAWPcast, I talked about an idea for a zombie movie I had. More specifically, I had an idea for a montage revolving around the protagonist’s everyday, postapocalyptic life, ending with what I referred to as “the saddest shot scene ever put to celluloid” — a guy cutting a cookie in half, eating it, replacing the other half in a tin, putting it away, and crossing off a date on his calendar marked “COOKIE DAY.”

Two different people have actually made short films depicting that very thing: “Anthony,” by Carwyn Sussex, and “Cookie Day,” by Andrew Stuelke and Spencer Claypool.

If you want, you can watch those in a marathon along with Phallus Knife Fight’s “The Chocolate Taco” and “Nick Poodoo Chapter Two Dramatic Reading.” Doing so is pretty much like watching an official HAWPcast feature film.

Whether or not this is a good thing is up to you.