Now make out. Make ouuuuuut.

This HAWPcast is about video games and bull.

SPOILERS (like in the first five minutes) FOR PORTAL 2

ALSO SPOILERS FOR MASS EFFECT 2 (specifically the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC)

UHH I THINK THAT’S IT.

BUT HOLY CHRIST THAT CHICK LOOKS JUST LIKE ASH

In which Ash and I discuss Avatar, STALKER, Mass Effect, and some other crap.

It only now occurs to me that the title of the podcast might imply that atheists are clueless or something.

This was not my intent.

Warning: Rape triggers.

In this episode, we talk about whether or not it’s okay to joke about rape, and also some stuff about Batman Begins.

Unfortunately, I am an idiot.

Even more unfortunately, I am also lazy.

The first 23 minutes of this podcast might be effectively unlistenable with headphones — Ash is at a perfectly reasonable volume, but I am atrociously quiet.

About halfway through the podcast I figured out the problem and the sound levels normalize, but the damage has been done. It’s up to you to decide whether or not you wanna try to listen through all the awfulness in the first half.

Sorry!

Ash, Justin, a few of our friends and family and myself recorded a commentary track for The Fifth Element and have arbitrarily labeled it a HAWPcast.

You can listen to it here, but it obviously won’t mean that much if you don’t have a copy of the Fifth Element lying around somewhere.

In this episode Ash and I talk about stuff that makes us cry. Meaning, Firefly.

SPOILERS for the following:

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Take it or leave it.

This week’s episode does not involve Kazu getting on Skype and is therefore a failure.