Anthony and Ash are attacked by the Foot Clan as the season’s villain is revealed!

Ash schools us on the real art of comedy in video games.

The horror…the horror.

In this week’s episode, Anthony sounds like a dumb and I get to take screen caps of him looking like a dumb and everrrrybody laaaaugh.

My favorite part of this week’s episode is Ash’s headphones. I have no idea, but seeing those huge goddamn things attached to Ash’s minuscule head is funnier than any joke I actually wrote.

Additionally, I get the sneaking suspicion I may have borrowed some or all of these New Gamer Dictionary terms from our fans, but I cannot for the life of me remember who. If you came up with one of the terms in the episode and weren’t credited, please lemme know below so we can get that fixed for the season three DVD.

This week’s episode is about our mom.

And Satanism.

Fun Fact That’s Only Fun To Justin And Me™: The video I’m watching before it switches to footage of my mom is McBain Saves Christmas, a short we made back in high school.

Fact That Isn’t Fun But Could Be Useful At Some Point™: From the above screenshot, I appear to be taller than average when placed next to Ash. This is only because Ash is roughly one foot tall, and I am actually of average, or slightly-below-average height. Should we meet in person, do not be alarmed if I am shorter than you expected. That feeling will pass.

Fact That Is Neither Fun Nor Useful™: I have been putting off a bathroom break to write this post.

This is our last episode of our E3 series. The ending of this episode led to pure agony because we couldn’t actually spend any time there.

I should always do the episode posts, because then I can choose embarrassing screen caps of Anthony.

lulz.

Anyway, here’s the episode. Oh, and we’ll be at E3 – just a reminder.

Both fans of the HAWPcast will probably recognize the subject matter of this week’s episode.

We’ve gotten a few recurring questions over the past few episodes, so I figure I might as well answer them now:

- Ash has duct tape on her thumb because she’s got a wart there.
- We will be alternating Gearbox episodes with non-Gearbox episodes. We’ve got about four GBX-related episodes, and didn’t wanna put them all back-to-back.
- Considering we filmed most of season 3 over the same Christmas break, my beard will be at that length for half of the season.