If you’re a fan of (A) nostalgia, or (B) feeling warm and fuzzy inside, then you’d be remiss in not picking up the first season of Once Upon a Pixel.

Unlike most of the stuff we do here at Hey Ash, the OUAP DVD is actually kid-friendly. Any episodes with Bad Words™ or Gratuitous Violence™ are clearly marked in the main menu. The DVD also includes a special chalkboard lesson on how to draw your favorite characters in Ashley Davis’ simple style, which, I dunno. I get the feeling kids would dig that stuff.

I’m not saying you should keep your children home from school and just show them Once Upon a Pixel for several hours every day. I’m just saying that you should keep your children home from school and just show them Once Upon a Pixel for several hours every day.

(Also, fair warning: the OUAP DVD shares one episode with the HAWP season one DVD (specifically, the Metal Gear Solid storytime episode).

FUCKING DO IT IT’S REALLY CUTE

This month’s episode of Once Upon a Pixel is, if I may say so, cute as hell.

Watch it, tell your friends, etcetera.

In case you don’t know, Once Upon a Pixel is HAWP’s spinoff series that retells known videogame stories in interesting and wacky ways. This week’s episode is basically a retelling of the Prinny mythos from Disgaea, except framed as a Public Service Announcement.

You should watch it.

It’s pretty cute.

Ashley Davis and I were married last week. This post will highlight my favorite moments of the ceremony, just in case you couldn’t make it but for some reason are desperate to know what happened.

You can also check out SenorDoucheoisie’s Destructoid post for video of the actual ceremony, as well as an adorable/awesome WarioWare microgame he made to commemorate the event. In honesty, his post is more comprehensive and detailed than this one will be, so you might just wanna read that one.

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