AND THEY HAVE EIGHT ARMS TO CHOOSE FROM
HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE
IT COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT
AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE IT’S LIKE OH WE’RE LEAVING GOODBYE OCTOPUS AND AGAIN WHICH ARM DOES HE WAVE WITH
IT NEVER ENDS
Posted by Anthony in Art on May 18th, 2010
AND THEY HAVE EIGHT ARMS TO CHOOSE FROM
HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE
IT COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT
AND IT DOESN’T STOP THERE IT’S LIKE OH WE’RE LEAVING GOODBYE OCTOPUS AND AGAIN WHICH ARM DOES HE WAVE WITH
IT NEVER ENDS
Anthony and Ashly Burch are writers and game critics who make surreal videos in their spare time. The videos aren't that bad.
Rev Rants: Every week, sort of, Anthony discusses games and gamer culture in this Destructoid video series (now defunct).
Anthony Burch on Destructoid: In addition to creating video content, Anthony used to write some awesome stuff for Destructoid.com.
Video Game Flicks: Over at AMC's blog, Anthony writes about videogames, movies, and videogame movies. Updates every other Tuesday.
Occasionally, Ashly acts in other stuff, like the movie Donna.
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HILARIOUS.
This happened to me yesterday, actually. Probably like…7 times, pretty much. But I was the octopus. And the arms were my penis.
…
I’m sorry.
Sadly, without any further context added, you have pretty much told everyone that you stood in front of someone trying to decide if you would shake their hand with your penis.
I hope it wasn’t a bank manager. That would have been very inappropriate.
I was trying to decide WHICH penis I should shake their hand with. There are many important and tough decisions in the world, and that is one of them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is way funnier when you read it. That guy is a buttfor.
What’s a buttfor?
I didn’t want to see you just hanging out there.
You just gave that kid so many hits and he’ll NEVER KNOW WHY.
I can’t decide if that’s really nice or really terrible of you…
In any case, thank you. Thank you so much.
PS: Caught up with Doctor Who!
This is what happens when Anthony gets hammered. I am in a state of approving and disapproving.
I am Schrodinger’s Nagger.
why would i watch all three parts of that? his last joke is “i’m a child of divorce.”
I felt bad watching that… up to the end, when he was talking about the hooker and everyone was laughing. Then it just got sad again… I have no idea what to think… WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO US?!
The funniest part for me is that the first video has so many more hits than the other two. Second is the part where he says ‘OH GOOD, YOU LAUGH AT THE AWKWARDNESS’.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a one flippered sea turtle?
Stephen Hawking is a prude, the turtle goes all the way down.
not really funny. I don’t get it.
Anthony, if you’re worried about providing enough content for your website, you can always just post pictures of your dog.
But don’t do whatever this is ever again.
I watched all three parts. The routine ends on such a down note that it makes you wonder if the awkward delivery isn’t part of the genius of it all, and completely intentional, or if he’s a bit unsettled.
Then you watch his Ian Ian Ian Ian Band video and realize he probably is very unsettled.
I have “Asperger’s” Syndrome and I also have a pretty twisted sense of humor.
So Ash, do you have it?
Thanks. KYLE