Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’: S3 Finale Pt. I

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Welcome to the episode in which we use the magic of editing to try and make me and Anthony look badass. Foot soldier costumes designed and created by Ashley Davis, QUEEN of laser ball. And then of course the score is by the enigmatic Danny Baranowsky. Hope you like it. We thought it turned out all right.

70 Responses to “Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’: S3 Finale Pt. I”

  1. Cena says:

    MY BRAIN GUYS

    MY BRAIN

    IT IS /ON FIRE/

    …andsoismyheart

  2. JayInVA says:

    Rediculously Awesome!

  3. Mike says:

    DUDES!!!! That was bad ass!!!

  4. ivan says:

    i expected the season finale to have some sort of real effort like the other finales and HOLY SHIT!!! by far the best one you guys have done! it was cool seeing you guys doing some fighting and the twist ending was great! but if you let davis die im going to fucking murder you!

  5. ButthurtLordAnthony says:

    I literally stood up and did the “BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH” thing immediately after Blavis got shot.
    Still totes doglove for major blavester though, just thought it would be fitting.

  6. Face says:

    I love how there’s clearly no water in the sink.

  7. Vothemort says:

    Whaaaaaaaa? I liked it.

  8. Kino says:

    Wow, that was legitimately the funniest episode in a long time(probably since the baby dunk).

  9. Dalek says:

    Best episode yet! can’t wait for part 2!

  10. WardenRockwell says:

    You guys have gotten much better at the fight choreography and editing. It used to be kinda painful, if still funny, but this was legitimately fun to watch. I also like how you apparently listened to complaints about blavis and took that to mean “let’s kill her off Joss style.” If only the blavis blood had splattered onto anthony…

    Might not be in the majority here, but I’d love to see hawp go dark on us, since I miss Anthony Saves the World.

  11. Simon says:

    That was amazing guys, when is part 2 out? Not 3 weeks I hope as normal!
    Oh and nice touch with the sink shot, I don’t know what i was expecting before it started with a 4 minute plus run time but 10 points to the editing and fighting

  12. Kim says:

    Okay, I think it shows just how much of a little bitch that I am that I actually teared up a little seeing Anthony crying over Blavis ; n ;

    Also my friend got me the first season on DVD and it was so awesome I bought the second one yesterday :D And now that the third season is reaching a conclusion I get to buy that one too~~~~

  13. Ryan says:

    This episode was so snowdogs.

  14. Brinny says:

    GASP! BLAVISSSS!

  15. derekleeketchum says:

    Was that Grant as the Foot Soldier fighting Anthony?

    • Wiggins says:

      I think. However, i kinda think after anthony “killed” him, they switched him with the other foot soldier, so that ash was interrogating grant.

      is the other soldier Uli (sp?), the brazilian guy on some of their podcasts and also on that ssb brawl ep?

  16. Leigh says:

    Wow….

  17. Johnny Tsunami from Puerto Rico says:

    Makes Ong-Bak look like Sesame Street.

  18. HawpFanWhoisAguyButslightlyGirlysometimes says:

    … :O
    Papa B is murderously evil? Blavis is dead? … :’(

  19. HawpFanWhoHasGoodNews says:

    New Hawpcast?

  20. Jason says:

    Omg what a twist! Also nice fighting scenes :D Can’t wait till season 3 is on dvd

  21. Steve says:

    How parts of the season finally and will this end HAWP? ( I HOPE NOT)

  22. だめひと says:

    God, you guys are dorks… lol. And yet somehow I feel betrayed that Papa Burch… DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK?

  23. Campbell says:

    I really liked this! Usually I don’t go for action-fighty things and big-finale-y things but this was actually brilliant and super well done.

    anyway good work and thanks for being brilliant and all tha’.

  24. JxL says:

    Hell yeah very nice! You can rebuild her, we have the technology!

  25. Xander says:

    Ah! What happen? How does all this come together?! What relationship does Papa Burch have with the Foot Clan?

    Also I don’t mean to be too critical of Blavis, but the other Ashley in the show shot herself in the head and is now perfectly fine. So. Man up. I guess.

  26. ArthurSkoll says:

    WHAAAAA?!?!?!?!

  27. Pugglet says:

    That was legitimately, ridiculously, turbz snow dogs.

  28. Mr_Day says:

    Quick question, was the Team Blavis t shirt a little foreshadowing there?

    Not related, but I liked the sloppy grin Anthony gives when he opens the microwave door. Made me chuckle, especially when he gets hit by said door. I am easily pleased.

  29. BILLYRAY says:

    Y’s paPa Birch kill da girls but not his sun? Seams he hate gurls. BTway Anthuny looks like a iraneean torrerest.

  30. Akridge says:

    My reaction: :OOoOOOOoOoOoOoOoOoooooooOoOoOoOoO Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghyytyyyyyywjwidjenrlckenekjjcifjenwosickowjzifnrnqjzidb. WtffffffffffffffFffffffffffFFfFffffgggfggfggfffffffff

  31. NewtonsNinja says:

    … I saw it coming a mile off. “We’re gonna kill ashley(/ashly)” I saw it coming all season. I KNEW the twist was gonna be the running joke of “the other ashley/ashly dumbass”. I knew we were gonna have a main character death. I knew you were gonna pull of a finale that was gonna block-rock it…

    I knew all that, and I still teared up like a little bitch when Davis took a bullet… Damn you Anthony for exploiting the cuteness of your wife!

    Awesome first part guys! Keep up the good work!

    (Also – loved the secondary twist of Pappa B! Since I’d seen the Ashley/Ashly twist coming all season, was great to have that one punch me in the gut. Seriously didn’t see coming at all even though I probably totally should have :P )

    • Samuel says:

      Was …that supposed to be dramatic, or funny? Because you can’t suddenly do a dramatic death scene on the same show as “Jewwwwwwwws!”

      • NewtonsNinja says:

        No. YOU can’t.

        I’m perfectly happy for my surrealist humour, drama, character arcs, quiet under-plot, video game jokes and trope trolling all being in one great melting pot.

        It’s people like you with your bullshit internal rules about what you can and can not do in any media format that make up television execs at Fox. Congratulations on the obviousness of your career path.

  32. Stephen says:

    Saw the twist coming, but then when Papa B shot Ash anyway I just lost it. Keep up the good work.

  33. Frank? Frank. Frank! says:

    Awesome though if Davis was just killed off for good me and this show are done.

  34. Dominic says:

    I cried…and laughed….and peed a little

    AWESOME!

  35. Gwyneth says:

    Congratulations, you made my boyfriend cry. No… really.

  36. JuJu says:

    what.
    when did Ash turn into River Tam?

  37. Paul says:

    u guyz did it again keep up the good work

  38. Jesse says:

    See guys, this is what happens when Papa B doesn’t get his rent.

  39. BohBynes says:

    Holy crap, that was so good! I produced a single anime tear when Blavis died(?).

  40. BPShirase says:

    Aww how cute. you even found a ninja ashlys size. (pocket)

  41. Pat says:

    Gnome ninjas!

    The most evil desktop environment known to man.

  42. Tom says:

    Am I the only one who thought of Aerith (Aeris) from FF7 when Blavis got shot? Same “WTF NOOOO” feeeling.

  43. A says:

    If Ashley Davis stops being a part of HAWP, I stop watching it and block all associated internet domains on my router.

  44. Hunter says:

    Holy shit. Awesome episode. I legit teared up when Blavis was shot. And yelled out, “WHAT?!?” when the Papa B reveal happened. You guys are killing it, keep up the good work.

  45. Toadie says:

    So here’s the important Question: Where can I get a team blavis shirt, and how many of my monies will it cost? Dammit Anthony, of all the random shirts you’ve been seen to wear, this one more than any other I would wear.

  46. arch says:

    Diggin the reference to Batman. It was a Batman reference, jes?

  47. xxshawn says:

    on a less serious note, at about 3:30 you can see a container with some of the fake blood used on Ash Davis on the table to the left.

  48. JoeRosa says:

    I can not wait to see part 2.
    I think I require a book or guide of some sort on how to be as cool as Anthony.

  49. Liz says:

    I literally became SO sad when Blavis died. Gonna go find a chocotaco, brb.

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