YOU WILL MAKE REMARKABLY STRONG BABIES IF YOU WEAR THIS SHIRT DURING PROCREATION
THIS SHIRT WILL MAKE YOU VIRILE
Posted by Anthony in Buy this or die alone, Once Upon a Pixel on May 3rd, 2010
Posted by Anthony in Buy this or die alone, Once Upon a Pixel on May 3rd, 2010
YOU WILL MAKE REMARKABLY STRONG BABIES IF YOU WEAR THIS SHIRT DURING PROCREATION
Anthony and Ashly Burch are writers and game critics who make surreal videos in their spare time. The videos aren't that bad.
Rev Rants: Every week, sort of, Anthony discusses games and gamer culture in this Destructoid video series (now defunct).
Anthony Burch on Destructoid: In addition to creating video content, Anthony used to write some awesome stuff for Destructoid.com.
Video Game Flicks: Over at AMC's blog, Anthony writes about videogames, movies, and videogame movies. Updates every other Tuesday.
Occasionally, Ashly acts in other stuff, like the movie Donna.
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Done and DONE!
That shirt…I like it. And how strong of a baby are we talking about?
You don’t have my size! D:
I apologize! What size are you?
XXL
13″
It seems that this shirt will do anything but make you virile.
You might get laid, in like, Japan, by like, men.
Tho this would probably produce children that would remain adorable longer than most kids.
If you draw a picture of Brad Nicholson and then put that on a shirt, then you would have an all-powerful shirt that would allow you to both produce adorable babies and also literally incinerate women.
What the…what’s Deadpool doing there?
Which one is Deadpool? They look, to me, starting left and going clockwise:
Liquid, Gray Fox, Sniper Wolf, Revolver Ocelot, Psycho Mantis, dead Darpa chief, Otacon, Snake (in fetching ducky suit) and Meryl.
Not trying to be a dick, genuinely curious.
Tsujoi was thinking Gray Fox was Deadpool, and I’ll admit that was totally my first reaction too.
Oh boy!
(nine months later)
SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
totally gonna pick this up for my gf, Ashley how in the heck did you make the rotting corpse of the DARPA chief cute? Amazing
I can haz powerful babies?…………SOLD!
THERE IS STILL NO DECOY OCTOPUS. YOU HAVE LOST A SALE.
You know, technically, he could be on there. Just depends on whether you want to spoil it for others, doesn’t it?
…Can I make remarkably strong babies WITH the t-shirt? Because it is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen since the word sexy. Mmmm…
hey Anthony this might be a bit random
I just heard your Twilight & Cosplay Podcast episode and you really had the hots for the Link twins
guess what, I know them (gone to the same Fachhochschule/Abitur class and we’re still good friends) and you could have the chance to meet them (and me =P ) this year at the AnimagiC 2010 in Bonn (Germany), even though they won’t cosplay this year … they will be there with me and some other friends
I actually showed them your show and they kinda liked it
btw. The sexy Link twin photos were taken at the Animagic 2008 in Bonn, Germany, the blue one is 24, her name is Hannah, the red one is Marie, 22
(in case you wonder what I’m talking about)
http://www.hemmy.net/2008/03/07/female-link-cosplay/
ps: I had no Idea how to contact you other than from this site (don’t have these social network crap)
uh
Anthony is married, you know that right
FUCKING NOT ANYMORE I’M NOT
In honesty, though, I don’t think I’d have time to make it down to Germany. Thanks for the offer, though.
too bad
would’ve been kick ass, but it’s understandable, way too big efforts to come here for such a small show compared to the stuff you guys have in the US
especially in Germany it’s still very niche compared to other European countries like France, Italy or the UK, they have much more and much bigger events than we do
but as you can tell from the pictures… quality over quantity =P
btw. here is a video coverage from the AnimagiC 09 if you’re interested (in german unfortunately)
http://www.gamestar.de/index.cfm?pid=1589&pk=12615
Dude, no, Anthony, come to Germany, it will be fabulous and everyone will love you.
I know I will. Un-gayish.
Uh.
*wink*…?
I remember talking to you guys about this shirt at Gamestop . Can’t believe how freakin SWeeeeeeeeeT it turned out .
P.S. Congrats on the new job!
*sigh* shipping to Canada price makes me cry. But when large comes back in stock, i still might order one. This would be my MUST WEAR t-shirt, when i’m selling stuff at conventions this year.